Last month, naimbitahan kami ng isang officemate ni KD na indian na panoorin daw yung kasal ng sister nya. Natupad na raw ang isa sa mga dahilan kung bakit sya napilitang magtrabaho sa abroad. Kailangan daw muna nyang maipakasal yung 2 kapatid nya na babae bago sya naman ang magpakasal. Naihanap na raw nya ng magiging asawa yung panganay at naipakasal na nga nya. Ngayon naman daw ay yung pangalawa ang pag-iipunan nya para maihanap na rin ng magiging asawa. Pag-ipunan? Bakit kako sya yung mag-iipon? Ganun daw sa kanila, ang babae ang gumagastos sa kasalan. Swerte naman ng mga lalaki pala dun.
Kapag nakaipon na raw sya at wala pa ring mahanap ay magpapa advertise daw sya ulit sa newspaper tulad nang ginawa nya sa una. Nagugulat ako sa mga kwento nya at akala ko hindi totoo. Ipinakita nya sa akin yung copy nung nakaraang pinalagay nya sa classified ads ng dyaryo.
” Muslim parents seek alliance for their daughter, 28, based in india. She has an excellent credentials in academic and Islamic education. Well connected with financing industry. Groom must be educated and well settled in india or in the middle east. Groom may send biodata with photo to aaa@hotmail.com.”
Sa pinas ipinagbabawal yung mga mail-order bride pero sa kanila pala legal yung magpa advertise ng mapapangasawa..hehehe. Naalala ko lang ito dahil sa isang email na naresib ko , may mga sumasagot din pala sa mga ganitong advertisement. Pakibasa yung email ng isang applicant at tulungang mag decide kung magpapakasal..hehehe.
Reply to an online Matrimonial from a Punjabi Boy:
Madam:
I am an young uncle living only with myself in Ludhiana . Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.
I am a spoiled son from inside Punjab . I am nice and big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am a fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.
I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am jolly. I am gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits.
I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb bells in the Jim.
I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into your hand.
If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb bells in the Jim. If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you come. So, I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope.
I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.
Expecting soon,
Yours and only yours
Harbachan Singh born by mother in Patiala and become big in Ludhiana , Punjab .
Read more of our zoobic adventure here.



